I'm pretty sure I have H1N1

Or as it's better known, the swine flu. This doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to buy the farm, but it probably does mean that I'll be on the tail end of a sickness during the trip. Thought you all should know. The good news is that I'll be able to spread the joy across the country like that first police officer in The Stand. The other good news is that I've always been a hypochondriac, so this could just be allergies. Or Monkeypox!

Here's hoping that plenty of sleep and fluids in the next 6 days will speed this thing along.